My dildo finally came in the mail

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
attractive men
attractive men that follow you
attractive men that think you’re cute
everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing
and I sit here like
Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??
that’s lotad you uncultured shit
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
oh
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”